is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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Lost my voice :(
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
GREECE! What were you PLAYING AT? The song was BRILLIANT! There were men in skirts, and old men with tiny instruments, and they were all shouting ‘ALCOHOL IS FREE! ALCOHOL IS FREE!’ over and over again. that was the best song of the night by a million billion miles. YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HOST EUROVISION NEXT YEAR GREECE. It was a madness. A MADNESS. You should have just put an idiot in a box like the Azerbaijanis did. That was rubbish. They had the right idea, you lunatics.
Greatest summary ever.
Changed my mind, Denmark can suck it. GREECE TO WIN!
